First, let me congratulate Goldtoe on the excellent use of Google to identify the Blake's 7 reference. All the fun of getting the joke with none of the pain of intimate familiarity with British sci-fi shown on American PBS.
Now, I must ask that you not read the extended entry. There, I present some rather spicy extracts from a story entitled NATALIE'S PERVERSE SECRET (NATALIE PORTMAN) by patentleather1@yahoo.com. I have elided the "action" from the text, leaving only the dialogue. Nevertheless, as this is dialogue from a tale covering such sensitive issues as M/F, F/g, M/F/g, inc., pedo, shoe and foot fetish, sploshing, ws, scat, what remains is still not safe for work and should not be read by anybody.
Nevertheless, I feel this dialogue has a certain Roy-Orbison-clingfilm quality about it that makes it worthwhile.
Following an extended introduction...
Natalie: I see that you have more than just a patent leather mary-jane shoe fetish. For you seem to be getting yourself sexually off by smelling my stinky feet.
Adam: Yes I think you are right. I not only have a fetish for girls who wear shiny patent leather mary-jane shoes, along with the schoolgirl uniform; I get obsessed with girls feet. Always wandering what they smell like.
Natalie: But doesn't the stinky smell of my feet turn you off?
Adam: It should, and on anyone else it would, but your feet could stink to high heaven and I still would be turned on. Yes the smell of your stinky feet turn me on.
Natalie: Ok then smell away and get yourself off as you please.
Smelling ensues, and then later...
Natalie: Not only have I always wanted to experience a guy fucking me in my cunt I have always fantasized what it would be like for a guy to take me from behind and penetrate me in my asshole.
Adam: So you are interested in anal sex?
Natalie: Yes I definitely am. I want you to fuck me in the ass. I want you to lick my anus and then ram your cock in my rectum!
Adam: Oh WoW a girl who is into anal sex. That is my fantasy as well. I lam also obsessed with girl's assholes and have fantasized about doing a girl in her ass
Natalie: So I see that not only do you have a fetish for girls shiny patent leather shoes, and her stinky feet, but you also have a fetish for their stinky assholes?
Adam: You got that right!
Natalie: Ok then lets stop talking and cornhole me.
Holes are corned, and afterwards...
Adam: Well Natalie did you enjoy that?
Natalie: Oh yes I definitely did! I love getting fucked up my asshole just as much, if not more than getting fucked up in my pussy. How about you? Did you like the smell and taste of my asshole, and did you like having your cock buried deep in my anus? How do you compare it with normal intercourse with your cock in my cunt hole?
Adam: Oh I loved it just as much if not more than having my cock in your cunt hole. I definitely love the stinky smell of your asshole, and the taste of your anus. I especially loved the way your sphincter squeezed down on my cock so when I came it made it all the more intense. Thanks Natalie for being my girlfriend and giving me such great sexual pleasure!
Natalie: No problem Adam the pleasure is all mine. I love having you as my boyfriend and experimenting with all the sexual acts. I want to continue.
And they continue, but then a problem arises...
Adam: What is wrong Natalie. You know whatever nasty fantasy you have I will understand and try to fulfill it.
Natalie: I do not know Adam. You might not go for this one for it is a social taboo as well. I have to at least tell you up front that I think I am bisexual and I also have fantasies of girls.
Adam: Well no problem there is nothing socially wrong about being bi. For I must admit I have had fantasies of you with other girls like your costar Ashley Judd whom you played along with in the movie "Where the Heart Is." After I have seen that movie I have fantasized you and Ashley doing nasty lesbian sex together. Also when I saw your movie that you stared in called "Anywhere from Hear" and saw that Thora Birch had a cameo I fantasize you two doing it together. And when I saw Star Wars Episode 2 the chick who played the young Beru, Bonnie Piesse, I fantasized you two doing nasty lesbian sex together.
Natalie: Wow I never new you had those kinds of lesbian fantasies of me before. But I guess it come as no surprise since must guys get off on lesbians. Oh well I might as well tell you. In additions to have lesbian fantasies I also have pedophile fantasies.
Adam: WHAT!!!!
Natalie: Yes it is true, but it is specified. I do not like little boys but only little girls. So I guess you can say I have lesbian pedophile fantasies.
Adam: Well how young do you like them?
Natalie: I have had sexual fantasies of being with little girls as young as 7 years of age.
Adam: WoW, how long have you been attracted to little girls and known that you have lesbian pedophile tendencies?
Natalie: Oh I guess since I started puberty and started menstruating and getting interested in sex. I think I was 13 year sold when I starred to notice little girls and come up with sexual fantasies of me molesting them and having lesbian sex with them.
Adam: WoW, I will be understanding of course, and your secret is safe with me. I especially should be understanding since as you know I have a fetish for schoolgirls and have even had fantasies of being with little girls as young as 9 years of age.
Natalie: Wow, I had no idea that you like little girls as well. It seems that we share another sexual fetish and fantasy together.
Adam: I do not know how I will be able to fulfill this fantasy but give me a few days think about it.
Natalie: Ok but if you cannot come up with something I will understand, especially fulfilling that fantasy is a social taboo and can cause you to go to jail and for me to loose my acting career.
The happy couple discovers a temporary solution, and the piece ends with this hopeful snatch of dialogue...
Natalie: Adam I think it is time that we get married. Are you interested?
Adam: Yes I kind of am, but why now? We are living together, our relationship is going great, and we have great sex together? So why would you want to get married?
Natalie: Well for one thing I that since we have shared our most intimate and perverse sexual interest, like your scat and shoe fetish, and my pedophilia fantasies, I think it is time that we tie the not. Plus I wan to get pregnant and have m very one little girls so I can have sex lesbian mother and daughter incestuous sex with her when ever I want, and you can have strait father and daughter incestuous sex with her when ever you want. Plus we could always have a threesome already in our own house and in our own family. We will give a new meaning of keeping it in the family.
Adam: Ok then lets get married!
Jesus Christ, I swear that the next blog entry will be better.
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